Sunday, December 18, 2011

The Top 20 Hottest Women of All Time (a cwsquires and stemack collaboration)

Men’s Health Magazine recently published their list of the 100 Hottest Girls of All Time.  Because of this, Chris and I were prompted to make our own list of the hottest girls of all time by our standards.  Our standards are a little bit different than that of Men’s Health. The first difference is that are list is 20 women rather than 100. We do not have the time nor the man power to rank 100 girls.   Secondly, it must be noted that Chris and I were respectively born in 1988 and 1987; which means we did not start liking girls until about 1994 or 1995.  Thus this list is influenced heavily by the 1990’s definition of hot, so girls like Patty Mayonaise and Marrisa Joan Hart are likely to be one and two.  But all joking aside, here is our list. I hope some of your own favorites make the cut.  If none of yours do, feel free to let us know who YOU think we might have missed.
 
1.



Halle Berry
The epitome of an all time beauty, even in to her mid forty’s she looks better than half of Hollywood. 

2.
Emanuelle Chriqui
Better known for her role as ‘Sloan’ on Entourage. Emmanuelle has had HBO viewers gazing in awe for 7 seasons now. Can’t wait for the movie!


3.
Heidi Klum
The former Victoria’s Secret model who is married to Seal – doesn’t everyone wish they can sing Kiss From a Rose.


4.
Adriana Lima
The Victoria’s Secret supermodel since 2000.  This native Brazilian is just hot there are no other words needed.


5.
Scarlett Johansson
The small in stature actress has been a top of the sexiest woman list for years and this one is no different. Ryan Reynolds should have tried to make that one work.


6.
Jessica Alba
The beer drinking down to earth football watching star makes movies like Honey watchable.


7.
Jessica Biel
From 7th Heaven Jessica has blossomed to become one of the better actresses in Hollywood and one of the most beautiful.


8.
Mila Kunis
From That 70’s Show to Friends With Benefits, Mila has always had a sexy sensual look to herself.    However, it really came out in her role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Oh Mila.

9.
Elisha Cuthbert
The sexy starlet who starred in The Girl Next Door has grown up a little since her younger days and seems to have a fondness for NHL players, although deep down she still wants a young’n from the hood, Powder Springs that is.   


10.
Gabrielle Union
This timeless beauty is the girlfriend of Dwyane Wade, no wonder he couldn’t focus during the finals.


11.
Carrie Underwood
Among Tony Romo’s many mistakes as a late game quarterback, letting her get away has to be his biggest.  This amazingly talented country singer makes hip hop enthusiast watch her videos on CMT.


12.
Salma Hayek
One of the most naturally beautiful actresses around, and she received an Oscar nomination for her role in Frida.


13.
Eva Longoria
The desperate housewives star recently went through a divorce with Tony Parker, and is rumored to be dating NBA player Matt Barnes.


14.
Rachel McAdams
Even as she continues to get up there in age her looks have still yet to decrease; and the reason guys didn’t mind watching The Notebook (personally I thought it was a great movie). 


15.
Paula Patton
This budding star has burst onto the scene in recent years.  Her beauty should keep her around for years to come.


16.
Eva Mendes
This sexy actress made the infamous Hitch even want to get married.


17.
Tyra Banks
The first Sports Illustrated that I bought with Tyra Banks on the cover.  What great time outs those   became.


18.
Jennifer Aniston
This Friends star has become a symbol of how simple beauty can be.
  
19.
Penelope Cruz
Her recent showing in the new Pirates of the Caribbean makes her a must on this list.  If you haven’t seen the movie, do so immediately.

20.
Meagan Good
Man has she grown up from her Cousin Skeeter days.

Honorable Mention:  Cameron Diaz, Nia Long, Megan Fox, Larissa Riquelme, Brooke Burke, Anna Benson, Gisele, Zoe Saldana, Aaliyah, Lauren London, Alicia Keys

6 comments:

  1. Great topic and selections. Agree with all of your picks too. Coulda found a better pic for some of them though, like Sloan. That pic doesn't cut it. ALso, where do sex goddesses from the past rank, like Marilyn Monroe?

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  2. It was written in the intro that we were gonna use our standards of hottness. So we started somewhere after the Clarissa Explains It All, and Amanda Bynes Show era. When you really are understanding who is really hott and not just kid hott.

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  3. I agree with most of the women... I feel as if the order was kind of just thrown together. Maybe a top 20 "In no particular order". Alicia Keys over Meagan Good for sure. Drew's comment about better pictures was also a good point. I don't know who #2 is, but she is not #2 with that Pic.

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  4. Well #2 is from Entourage so watch a few episodes. Some of the pics on Google are too revealing. We tried to keep it in good taste. But there are better pics of #2 out there don't hesitate to look. Video analysis of some of the other women would be good too. Pics don't always told the whole story.

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  5. Didn't want the first sentence to seem mean or anything. Entourage is really a great show!

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  6. What other pictures do you think are bad though?

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